Job Application

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in NY... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.

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Wahai Zubir yang sengal...

Ini bukan personal attack! Tapi AkU sangat bengang tahap badak gedempol kat Zubir Teropong. Kenal tak Zubir Teropong ni sapa? Ala kalau korang baca paper BiPop tiap2 ahad tu, ada satu kolum gosip yg gambar mamat gemok gedempol pegang teropong (kalau tak salah AkU la). Mamat ni kan, dia claimed dia ni entertainment journalist . Masalahnye tiap2 kali AkU baca artikel dia, AkU hangin la sangat dengan bahasa dia@ayat yang dia tulis. Cthnye: '"Bagi Zubir mudah saja, pandai makan pandai simpan, tapi selebriti popular itu bangang, dah tahu muka ‘pasport’, pergilah buang anak kat luar negara, boy friend awak tu kan ke orang kaya, apa ada hal! " Korang bayangkan, entertainment journalist pakai bahasa macam ni utk tontonan orang awam. Gila ke apa? Ko takde bahasa elok sikit ke yang ko bole pakai masa ko construct ayat ko tu. And furthermore, ko encourage orang buat masalah asalkan pandai makan pandai simpan. Teruknyeee ko ni (dgn bahasa ko sekali). Wei Zubir, AkU rasa baik ko letak jawatan skrg, jgn claim ko tu reporter, and then pegi masuk HR balik (Dia ni tak qualified nye journalist, dulu keje exec kat HR je.). Buat malu reporter lain jek la ko ni. AkU lagi rela baca kolum Raja Mawar yg informative with fair comment daripada ko yg asyik nak hentam orang je. Eh AkU ni, tak pasal2 je nak emo, hehehe.

AkU : Bukan personal attack konon :P

Plain coffee and strawberry shortcake

Our life is unpredictable. We've only lived likely about quarter of a decade, but yet we had gone through many phases of our life, which some of them were bitter than plain coffee and some of them even sweeter than strawberry shortcake. And what makes these two fellows a good pair, is due to the fact that they can mix well in our mouth and able to blend together before we swallow them into our throat. But before allowing them to go into our throat, we are actually giving an opportunity for our tongue to taste variety of flavor and producing one kind of satisfaction that we could never gain anywhere. The satisfaction of enjoying both bitterness and sweetness that makes us appreciate the creation of coffee and cake thus be grateful that we have learned how the tastes like. Therefore, we should appreciate all the bitterness & sweetness that we have faced before, now and even in future because this is how we live, and this is how we survived ;)

Doing the things that needs doing

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* Courtesy of Chicken Soup for the Single's Soul

Games

Lately i've felt very passionate about computer games. Almost every day i will look up for new games released and will download them immediately if the games suit my tastes. And since every game is a trial version, i will start look up for its crack through torrents which then will take some time as i need to make sure the cracks are free virus. However, these games are just very small capacity which is less than 150 MB, not like the DVD games which sometimes utilize more than 3 GB of hard disk space. FYI, all games that i downloaded are available in here : Reflexive Games. So you guys who also have same passion as mine might want to have a look at this webby and feel free to download games of your interest. But bear in mind please find the crack by yourself as i will not entertain any request to share the cracks hahaha =P. Good Luck!

P/S: Wait for my review of every game that i've completed ;)

Thousand and Thousand and Thousand apologizes

Finally! Phewww! This week has been a very very hectic moment for me, in fact this is the first time i access my blog since last week. Well well well.. before i proceed, i shall introduce u guys to another new writer -GUA!. Yeayyy, finally he accepted my invitation to write his thoughts in this beloved blog =D. He will be my guess writer once in a blue moon, and usually things will get hotter once he start writing =P. Another thing, please please please.. accept my apology for not replying any of your comments within this week :( . In future i will try to respond to any of your comment as soon as my PC starts operating (and off course the internet must be connected hehe). OK let me spend some time to read all of your comments and i will come back ;).